fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld)

iguanamouth:

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Oh my g look at this cutie

get this bird into a seat of political power

(via cuntsandcigarettes)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via clitoralqueen)

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

(Source: megumiaino, via thingsiforgottoforget)

"If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."
- International Human Rights Activist Michael Simmons offered these words (via Facebook) in response to the May 3, 2014 New York Times’ “Fight Against Sex Assaults Holds Colleges to Account” article.  (via scottthepilgrim)

(Source: afrolez, via dejectus)